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Name:  Alex “Lex” A.

Lawyer-in-Training by trade and misanthropist because humanity is a cosmic joke.

If I were an entry in the Oxford Dictionary, it would read:

Lex* Arch-er: [n., leks, ahr-cher]:

1. composed of many complex parts.

2. highly intelligent; see also enigmatic.

3. hater of humanity and robots; seeks to take control of earth, erase most of it and start over.

4. can be kind and sweet, yet sarcastic and forthcoming.

Other than that, I write. I say stuff about things that make me laugh or angry. I poke fun at most everything. I am also a voice actress.