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Yes. I said it. And I’ll say it again.

JON GOSSELIN, YOU ARE THE MOST VILE MAN ON EARTH!

Where is all this coming from? Where do I start? Let’s see:

1. Jon was glad to tape the show as long as his marshmallow face was on screen and he didn’t think it was “detrimental” to his kids then.

2. Bald-y Man was fine with wondering around the world with his Fat F*ck girlfriend as long as he was getting paid and lavished with attention.

3. Peter-Pan Man DECIDED TO DO THE SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE, STARTING WITH THAT SODDING DOCUMENTARY!

4. Once Loser Boy found that everyone hated him and he couldn’t have a “career” without JaKP8, reality hit him.

ANNNNDDDD….

5. I just don’t like him or his inability to act like a man!

Jon Gosselin, you sir have no true backbone! Why is it, that just back in June you told PEOPLE magazine that you don’t feel your kids are being exploited, but NOW everything is SO different? Can’t handle the fact you screwed your life to hell and back? You stated on Larry King and everywhere else that you want what’s best for your kids; I think you want what’s best for you and only YOU!

Yes people, Lex is angry. I know that I’ve taken this whole fandom thing to a level of retardedness, but Jon’s face makes me want to kick puppies and push old women into the street. He has been fine until he was about to get the boot, now he has a problem. Larry King actually said something awesome for a change, “Maybe you should have never started the show. You’ve made a lot of money, but we really shouldn’t know you.”

Larry, I agree with you on that one. Jon, GET OVER IT and let the kids and Kate do the show without your stupidity mucking it up!

Oy. To. The. Sodding. VEY!

-Lex